A penguin has become a social pariah after performing the faux pas of returning to his colony in casual wear. After braving strong currents and sheer climbs Kevin found himself face to face with thousands of birds dressed in black tie.
The Canadian seal hunting season came to an abrupt end when fishermen were faced with a firm refusal of entry by stern polar bears. “I couldn’t believe my ears!” Canadian fisherman, Linden told us. “I was getting ready to jump on the ice with my trusty hakapik when a polar bear held up his hand to stop me.”
Whale scientists pioneering the translation of beautiful humpback whale songs were shocked to discover they’re actually a collection of “diss tracks” about humans.
The ex-Russian commando, Hvaldimir, has signed for the Norway national rugby union team. That’s right! The lonely beluga who was found wearing a Russian spy camera on a harness is being recruited to bring a breath of fresh air to the Norwegian team.